By adding to it. Because you are all meanies and not commenting. I love comments, please comment.
- Feminists are evil. Everything in the world is their fault.
- The Song of Songs. Is Solomon emo, or what?
- Eccelsiastes. Further proof of Solomon's emo-ness.
- My harp. Coolest instrument ever. Especially out of tune.
- Proverbs 18:22. Needs to be read by every single boy in church. (Pun intended)
- Genesis 1-11. Literal. (Kallie plans death threats...)
- Joab's car. Shiny again, belongs to me and Kal.
- Boys should wear make-up. Continually, every day (contraversy supplied by Kal, all others are mine)
Please comment, I'm getting lonely.... ;{
7 comments:
Feminists aren't evil, just annoying.
Solomon rocks. The Song of Songs is basically that it hurts to love someone. So true. And Ecclesiastes... very awesome =D
Correction. Your harp is pretty, but not the coolest. Classical things, by definition, cannot be "cool".
About taking Genesis literally, I haven't nothing against that. I take it literally too, just a different literal to you.
Joab's car... you can keep it and teach Scottie to drive.
I like pretty boys =D With eye liner... and their own rock band! (this could be the reason why I'm alone).
Don't be lonely Sam! I'm in the next room.
<3 Kallista (who has eaten way too many biscuits and desires ice cream)
Ice-cream is in the freezer. Cheap vanilla and homemade white choc + raspberry.
Yay! I have a car. Now I just need to learn how to drive...
And there is no such thing as too many biscuits.
And my harp is way cool. Way, way cool.
Your harp can be beautiful. Your harp can be awesome. Your harp can be pretty. Your harp can be the best sounding thing on the face of the earth ever!
But it cannot be cool. Cool is reserved for certain instruments only. In that very same way, it cannot be funky either. I'm sorry.
Icecreams! Yay! I'm gonna go eat the ice creams now. Thanks Sam =)
You are all meanies. I thought at least some of you would rise to the bait. There was a contraversy there for everyone.
Meanies!
In respond to Proverbs 18:22, I advise reading 1 Cor 7. Read at own risk, ye womyn who seek a husband.
Unless they can't control themselves, of course.
But Paul has every single boy in church in mind when he said v28.
And no attacking Paul. That's not counted.
Um, I'd like to point out some basic things about the people whom Paul was writing to.
Verse 26 - "Because of the present crisis". In other words, if you're in danger of being a human torch to light up one of Nero's parties, then it probably isn't a good idea to get married. Because it'd probably suck if your wife and kids are up there, burning along side of you.
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