Joab, the kids REALLY want you to come in. I explained that there were no longer any silk worms. They were upset, until Mishu realised that they could get you to eat something else. Here are their suggestions:
- Spiders
- Sand (why, I don't know, they all love sand, and eat it any chance they can. Hey - fibre)
- Paper
- Our plants
- Ants
- Lizards
- Birds
- "Whatever we can find"
And Joab, I'd stay away from Kew for a while. You may be tackled and forced to eat live insects.
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i don't mind buying quail to eat... Fortunately I have no idea where Kew is
I think they want you to eat a LIVE bird. Preferably with feathers still attached.
would sashimi do?
would sashimi do?
Only if you want the kids to think you're a wimp.
Half of them LIKE sushi. They're all the children of yuppies.
hmm... fugu? If you buy it :P
silly sam. Sand no have fibre, sand made of little silicate crystals. It's more accurate to say they contain 99.9% minerals. And 0.1% poo from cats or fishies, depending where you get the sand from.
Paper has fibre tho', so good alternative for vegies if you're famished in the workplace.
Well, the sand will clean the kids out.
That and the gastro.
Just so as you know Joab, as soon as I mentioned you eating silkworms, all the kids started getting sick...
so you DON'T want me in I guess...
What are you talking about? Having less kids in makes my job easier.
I'll tell you which ones to stand really really close to.
And clearly you're coming on a Monday. That gives two days for peak vomiting to begin...
Wot? Joab visiting kids?
ROTFLSHMSH
SHMSH means 'so hard my stomach hurts'
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