So, for those of you who haven't been reading the comments, here's the low-down. We started off trying to find me a husband, and it quickly morphed into finding Joab a wife. The problem is, remember how picky I am. Joab is a billion times worse.
Here are the girls I have suggested, and Joab has rejected:
- Kal
- Amy
- Joce
- Fawn
- Alicia (only half rejected)
- Yuwan
- Mavis
- Esther
So, because Joab is so picky (and he doesn't object to us teasing him on my blog) we'd like to open the floor for nominations. Feel free to nominate friends and enemies alike.
Joab, feel free to list your criteria. So we can at least make either very funny or vaguely suitable suggestions.
19 comments:
Na ha ha
You forgot to include our own name.
Silly Sam!
Alicia is fully rejected if you want to put it that way.
within 2 years my age
Spiritually mature
Same vision/goals
preferably asian
chemistry
I need to look up the list =P
Well, you picked the right church for point four.
You have to be specific if you're going to say "same vision/goals". Because we don't know what they are.
New suggestion for you to shoot down:
Mei
We can also try and find Joce a husband.
In fact, we can just turn my blog into a personals column.
And Shaun, technically I shot Joab down before he shot me down. So I was the quicker gunslinger.
...there are major flaws with this sort of thing
Don't worry Joce, we aren't serious. Unless any one finds me a potential husband, and then it is.
But I don't think anyone is going to find a spouse through my blog. Not even Joab. (But don't tell him, this is funny.)
You can find me a husband if you like =D
I have way less criteria than Sam and Joab. Copy/paste the following into your web browser thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-S0qJS9mG4
I love the singer, Jonas Bjerre. He is lovely and beautiful and shy and strange and I love him and his angelic mouth.
... I'm so tired and brain dead I need to just die now.
-Unanonymous fan of Jonas =)
Oops, I forgot to actually state the criteria.
1. Jonas Bjerre
<3
-Unanon.
uh....I think Joab can read?
I have to agree, he is rather gorgeous, Kal. :)
Yes, he is =D
My heart hurts when I watch him.
-Decreasingly anon.
*rolls eyes* you do realize I'm just humoring you?
And Mei is MORE than 2 years younger than me
Not staying in Aust long term is part of vision. =)
Well, from our church, really, who does plan to stay in Aust? No one. Not even all the Australians plan to stay in Australia.
I don't know ages, I just guessed. In fact, I did the Keith equivilent of pointing to girls at church - I looked for names of the roster.
I've heard so much about this famous blog that i JUST had to visit it...It's as bad...and as hilarious as I thought it would be. Possibly worse...
Sincere sympathies to you Joab. Doesn't he deserve a break?
Regarding last comment. Some of the Australian's do want to stay in Australia! For me I think I will always see Aust as home...though i may be a resident in several other countries for unforeseen lengths of time :)
Ask Corz as well :)
Also Jonas Bjerre: very pretty boy...BUT what a girly voice AND he likes Bugs! It creeped me out watching them fly all over his face. Arrggghh...
Au revior
Unanon#2
Me, I care not for any country. They're all pretty much the same. Except people don't always speak English, which I find annoying. Sorry, but I on;y speak English, very bad schoolgirl French, and I prob would remember German if I moved there.
And in China people attack my hair. Which was odd, but cool.
So it makes no difference to me.
I meant Reb. She's all for PNG. And we'll lose a few others. I know these things. I just do.
Yay! Another person in the Anon family! *hugs*
You made me realise stuff I never realised before about the precious Jonas. Updated criteria:
1. Jonas Bjerre
2. Must love animals (bugs are optional)
3. Sings like a girl (optional)
More seriously, I agree with Sam. I have never had a 'partner preference'(?) for any country, although european accents rock and europeans look handsome (ie. Jonas).
-Love the Original Flavoured Anon.
(PS- if you want to see a boy who looks and sings like a girl, then search for Monsoon by Tokio Hotel. I have strange taste in music =P)
See what I get put through Amy? At least, I THINK it's you Amy.
It is Amy. And you secretly love this. That, and you're hoping we actually come up with a potential name.
Is Eleanor too old? I'm guessing Cass is. That and she'd be taller than you.
And I thought I was picky.
Of course, when you want 20 kids, you can't really afford to be picky.
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