Helen, my lovely team-leader who is leaving, is getting married! (That's not why she's leaving.) I am of course invited to the wedding. Along with a friend, who must have wheels (because the wedding is in the sticks).
I was discussing with Kal and Reb.
Reb (the spiritually mature one) suggested that I get an escort. "They always end up together in all the movies."
I pointed out that I didn't think the Christian, future homeschooling demographic was highly represented in the male escort population.
Kal suggested that we draw lots. "It's Biblical!" said she.
"So at church on Sunday we should get all the single boys with cars to put their names in a hat?"
"Of course, if you get someone you don't like, you can just get rid of their name."
7 comments:
Correction. Someone else said you should get an escort and I mentioned that I had seen one, one! movie where someone hires an escort to a wedding and they fall in love.
ONE movie!!!!
Please do not misquote/misrepresent me again.
Thankyou
I confess to suggesting an escort =D
-Anon.
But that is the point of my blog!
Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you, in a humourous manner.
:P
Do you thing that Ioan Gruffudd is free?
Maybe you should change your blog's background to racing cars- then car loving boys who have cars will visit, think you like cars and take you to the wedding.
-Awesome Suggestions
You think cars would get me Ioan Gruffudd?
Ioan Gruffudd likes cars. Shiny ones. Ones that are shiny. He will take you, but only if you change the background to SHINY cars.
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