See what happens when I have a Sunday without Joab:
This is the second lot of strawberries I ate.
I started getting an allergic reaction at the third lot of strawberries. So I went to a singing workshop. When it was over, I checked in the mirror - swollen lips, no hives. Time for more strawberries!
I ate 16 strawberries. They tasted GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD.
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Oh Sam. (Sighs). What are we going to do with you?
- Steph
YUM
What are we going to do with me?
Feed me STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought his name was...
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
It was funny, as I was typing, I actually pressed 'k' instead of 'm' in that last word. Well, I found it hilarious anyway.
I just fell over laughing.
And you are right, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named also Must-Not-Be-Naked.
Kal just said, "I can imagine bad stuff happening to me if Joab was naked. Like my eyesight going, and me needing shepherding for four years."
Bad stuff would happen to LOTS of people if that happened. Including Joab might get beaten up.
By the censorship team!!!
sigh, this is what happens when I don't log on. i would be very disturbed if I somehow turned up in front of you guys naked too. it means you broke into my bathroom...
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