Certain people are now on the prowl. No, not me. Some people are busy looking for a man FOR ME. So, Kal etc, here is my updated criteria list:
Non-negotiable
- Christian, and more spiritually mature than I am (not hard)
- Wants LOTS of children (preferably Quiverful)
- Not able to be bossed about by me; he has to wear the pants
- Wants to adopt internationally and / or foster children
- Willing to homeschool
Pretty Important:
- Tall and not-a-stick
- Can eat a WHOLE LOT of my cooking
- Can sing mostly in tune
- Employed / Employable. Student = okay, as long as he's not taking 10 years to get an arts degree
- Between ages of 23 and 30
Would Be Nice
- Loves to read
- Funny
- Awesome personality (to quote Kal - "personality is important. It's what's going to keep you from killing them, and me from killing myself.")
- From Hope and NOT FRANKSTON CENTRE
- Able to dance and will dance with me to random music
- Supplies me with the essentials - chocolate and tea
Now Kallie etc - get to work
10 comments:
Unlike what my mum thinls, I probably don't need a man who will beat me around.
What is wrong with taking 10 years to do an Arts degree :-).
I know what you mean though - if you have good reason to take 10 years to do an arts degree (eg. working at the same time, sickness) fair enough. If you are taking 10 years for 'no good reason' not so good. Or at least I hope this is what you mean.
- Steph
Yes and no. I mean, mitigating circumstances would count for something. But I need a provider, and if he has trouble getting an arts degree, he's going to have trouble feeding a family of 22.
Yes, I do see what you mean.
- steph
yes ma'am =P
I also forgot to add that he needs to be willing to make PDAs on a regular basis - even in church. If he doesn't want to kiss me in front of people, I think we have a problem.
hmmm...I think I would have trouble getting through an Arts Degree...
That's all right, I think you're a bit short for me anyway.
;p
PDA's? That acronym has been taken. Unless you really want a Personal Doormat Assistant.
Public Displays of Affection.
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