Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Quote of the Day

At my staff meeting appraisal, we were talking about how there will now be a staff pack because some staff (and lots of relievers) are dressing inappropriately.

My statement:

Modesty: I'm got it covered.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

I Think His Definition of Safe Is Different Than Mine

After church a few weeks ago, Keith took Kal and I to see The Immortals. It was ok. I mean, sure, the acting was pretty bad, and the main point of it was the graphics, but it was fun.

Anyways, in the car ride there, Keith just gets out his electric shaver and starts shaving. WHILE DRIVING.

"I need to multi-task more," he told us.

"By SHAVING in the CAR?"

"Well, I used to talk on the phone, but I need something safer."

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Funnies From Africa

My Top class were learning the 12 days of Christmas for their concert. Several of them didn’t quite understand the lyrics, and were quite convinced that it was 10 lords a SLEEPING.

When I told Abby that I was going to eat her up, she told me very seriously, “You can’t eat people. You can’t eat the skin. So you have to pull the skin off and THEN you can eat people.”

Amaya retold the story of Bluebeard from a personal perspective: “If your friend is evil, and he kills all your best friends, and you grow up and marry him, he will kill you.”

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Support Bushikori Over Christmas

If you are looking for Christmas cards that support the spread of the gospel and helping those in difficult circumstances (especially widows and orphans) then look no further! Bushikori Christian Centre in Uganda are selling Christmas cards.

Card 4

Card 2

To see the full range, visit this page of the Bushikori website.

If you want to order some, either leave a comment, email Sam, or speak to her. Alternatively you can order directly from Bushikori (details on the website). For those who want more information on Bushikori, the work it does, or how to further support Bushikori, again, get in contact with Sam.