Most people know that I want 20 children. Yes, I accept I'm mad, but I do. I don't expect for all of these kids to be bio kids - I always wanted to adopt, from before I was 10.
But I recently aquired another sponsor kids.
I was at Chadestone, getting some baskets for work, when this random African guy came up to me, grabbed me by the arm, and said: "If you sponsor a child, will you feel good? Yes! You will feel good!"
Well, who's going to argue with that?
I now have a girl called Judy from Malawi through Plan.
Poor Joash. He's my only boy.
Next time I'm accosted by people in a shopping centre I'll ask for a boy. Because who can argue with feeling good?