I recently bought a new skirt at an op shop - a beautiful dark red. I didn't have any head coverings to wear with it, but I soon found one at Target. And being on placement (makes Sam sad), I get to wear whatever I want. (Except the studd I'm taking to Uganda. That I can't).
So I wear that.
Anyway, I went to Touching Heaven wearing it.
Shaun looked at me. "You have a red skirt on."
"Yes." I said.
"And a red hat."
"Where is your red shirt?" he asked.
I informed him that you could NOT wear a red shirt with a red skirt and red hat. You needed a neutral colour in between. So I was wearing a black skivvy.
He thought for a second. "The least you could have done was wear red lipstick," said the indignant boy.
He looked at me again, said "So you are," and went off.