I Teach Chinese

Yes, that's right! I taught Harry how to speak Chinese!

What? I hear you say. YOU don't even speak Chinese.

Minor details. Besides, I can say all the important phrases:

Ni How. Whoa Jao Samantha. Sher sher ni. (Hello, my name is Samantha, thank you very much.)

Pu yer sur. Mama cwy lalor. (Don't cry. Mum's coming later)

And today I learnt (from the internets no less - adoption blogs are awesome!) Whoa I Ni. (I love you).

So then Ale taught me: Ni I Whoa Ma? (Do you love me?)

And those two phrases were what I taught Harry.

Hilarious!