Hey, Hi, Mzungu, can I walk with you?
Mzungu, what is your name?
My name's Sam.
Sam? That is a BOY'S name.
Well, in Mzungu countries, it is a girl's name too.
So, Mzungu, Sam. I want to be your friend. So you can give me your phone number, and I will phone you, and we will have lunch tomorrow.
I don't have a phone.
But... how do your friends find you?
They know where I am.
But, what if they want to SPEAK to you.
Then they have to wait.
You should get a phone.
I'm only in Uganda for 3 weeks. I'm not getting a phone.
Hmm. I know! I will give you MY number, and then you can phone me, and then we can have lunch tomorrow.
Well, you can give me your phone number, but I won't phone it, because I don't have a phone.
You could borrow someone else's phone to phone me.
That's not going to happen.
You know, Mzungu, Sam, you are very beautiful. Are you single, or are you married.
I'm single. I'm also not looking, because I'm only here for 3 weeks.
But... every girl wants to get married!
I would like to have the option of knowing a guy for more than three weeks before marriage. He might not want the same things as what I want. Besides (with the aim of messing with minds) what do I need a boy for?
I'll just adopt.
Oh, here's the (school, compound, etc). See you later!