We were outside, and Kleio had taken off one of her shoes. "You can't go around with one shoe off and one shoe on Kleio. That's CRAZY!" I said.
"Crazy boy!" Kleio said happily.
"No, Kelio, you're a girl, so you're a crazy girl." I told her. "I'm a girl too, so I'm a crazy girl. What do you think Paris is?"
"No, Paris is a boy, so he's a crazy boy."
With that, Jude felt the need to add his ever-hilarious two-cents. "Dad's a boy," he told me in a confiding tone.
"My Dad's a boy too. What's your Mummy?"
Jude thought about it for a second, and said, "Mummy's a pirate."