I've written about Jude before, and he is the most hilarious child. I was playing with him, when the burgular alarm next door went off.
"Siren!" He said.
"Yep," I confirmed.
"Police! Police coming! Police coming get Jude!" (He seemed more excited that upset at this thought.)
"Why are the police coming to get you Jude?" I asked.
"Jude SPEEDING. Mummy, Daddy's car. Speeding! Vrooom!" And with that he sped away.
And then, the next week, Jude came in with a massive scab over his nose. "How'd you get that Jude?"