Robert was prepping to go to the park with Evan, aka "Fake Brother". Robert decided that he wanted to take soft drinks... enough for him, Evan, and all of Evan's family. Mum objected.
"But Mum, Evan's family is poor."
"We're not rich!" was her reply.
"Yeah we are. We have way too many houses to be anything else."
"We're assest rich, but income poor. Lots of farmers have that problem."
Robert paused and looked at her. "Mum, we're NOT FARMERS."