So, you all know that my family are running the Pink Triathlon portion with me. I'm expecting to beat all of them except Robert (my 18 year old brother, who is massively fit).
John-Wayne, my 21 year old brother, is DEFINITELY not going to beat me. After all, he's in serious training.
"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna eat nothing but sugar for the whole week before the race, and then I'll SPRINT the whole thing, going argharhargh the WHOLE WAY."
As Robert said, "You do that John-Wayne, you do that."