Monday, 22 February 2010

Freedy Gets Bit, Joab Gets Hit

At church, Kallie and I observed Freedy's arm. It was covered with mozzie bites, and each of the mozzie bites were swelling quite nastily. We commiserated, and suggested anti-histamines.

Joab came over, and was shown the bites. He then said, "What has Anna been doing to you?"

Anna gave Joab a high-five, then said that if it was her that bit Freedy the marks would have been bigger.

I then made the statement that Aussie mozzzies are racist. They like Asian blood. And as a general rule, Asians swell quite nastily when bitten.

Joab then looked at me and said, "Oh no, I've got a comment, but I can't make it because you'll hit me."

Now, you can't do that. You can't say things like, "I'm not telling you" and expect me to not force you to spit it out.

"You know, the real reason the mozzies went for Freedy and not you is that they're on a low fat diet."

And you can re-read the title of this post to see my reaction.


joab said...

I TOLD you you would hit me ==

Sam-Is-Mad said...

You know, every time you say "Oh, I can't say that, you'll just hit me," I'm going to smack you without even waiting to hear what it is.

Besides, I AM NOT FAT. I have LOST weight recently, and am down to 46 kg. Which is probably less that Ian Song, and a good deal less than you.

joab said...

It is, u need to gain weight Sam, heaps and heaps of weight.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Gee, now that I have your permission...

Actually, I have had two bowls of ice-cream already today. One of them was for (with) breakfast.

Still losing weight. I blame the lack of allergic reactions.