Every Tuesday, I bring in an animal. Because Tuesday's kids are sedate and unlikely to kill the poor creatures I make suffer. Today I brought in some earwigs (eww, earwigs).
Alec looked at the earwigs adn asked, "Are they scorpians?"
"No Alec, they are earwigs."
"Can you bring in some scorpians next week?"
So when we did singing, ans we sang Five Little Ladybugs we then sang, at Alec's request, Five Little Scorpians.
Well, at least they all end up dead.