Helen, my lovely team-leader who is leaving, is getting married! (That's not why she's leaving.) I am of course invited to the wedding. Along with a friend, who must have wheels (because the wedding is in the sticks).
I was discussing with Kal and Reb.
Reb (the spiritually mature one) suggested that I get an escort. "They always end up together in all the movies."
I pointed out that I didn't think the Christian, future homeschooling demographic was highly represented in the male escort population.
Kal suggested that we draw lots. "It's Biblical!" said she.
"So at church on Sunday we should get all the single boys with cars to put their names in a hat?"
"Of course, if you get someone you don't like, you can just get rid of their name."