Thursday, 1 January 2009

Sam and Kal Plan Sam's Wedding

All the talk / thoughts about weddings has led to discussion of What Went Wrong and What Is Likely To Go Wrong. In Cors' wedding What Went Wrong was clearly the seating of the guests. I mean, boys do not in fact have boy germs, in spite of what grade twos and threes say.

So, Kal and I have decided to plan my wedding to avoid such things. And more to the point, to ensure maximum couple get togethers.

All people will have a dance card.
All boys will get a piece of paper with their dance card stating the following:

Dear Male Guest,
You may receive your meal once you have danced at least three dances with at least three different girls. Your dance card must be validated by an appropriate official.
Excemptions granted only if
1. You have a medical certificate or
2. You are already attached, in which case you must dance a minimum of three dances with your wife / girlfriend.
3. You dance 6 dances including once slow dance with the one girl.
Enjoy the wedding.


Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!

I hope you get married soon. I feel like dancing (if boys don't dance with me I'll dress up as a boy and dance with myself).

But wait! If you get married soon then I'll be ALL ALONE. Who will wallow in lonely misery with me?



Sam-Is-Mad said...

Joab. He's fussy.

Anonymous said...

Joab doesn't wallow in misery and I don't have heart to hearts with him.

Promise me that even when you're married you'll still hang out with me.


Sam-Is-Mad said...

Only when I'm not making out with my husband. But at least I won't spend all my time looking like the cat who got the canary covered in cream.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Or spend all my time making out with my husband with my eyes.

Anonymous said...


This makes me feel like toasted cheese and tomato sandwiches to celebrate my future unlonely aloneness.


Sam-Is-Mad said...

Don't worry, I win on the lonely and pathetic front. Currently imagining going to Helen's wedding by public transport, by MYSELF.

joab said...

why did I get pulled into it?!?

Sam-Is-Mad said...

You get dragged into so many of our conversations. I'm surprised that you still have ears, the amount we burn them by talking about you.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Besides, being mean to you is the surest way to ensure comments. It guarentees that you at least comment back.

This never would have happened if you had done both the memes.

island said...
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joab said...

sigh, can I charge for helpign you advertise? I'm too lazy to do the memes, and unliterary and unmusical...

Sam-Is-Mad said...

We can answer for you if you like... (Evil Smile)