All the talk / thoughts about weddings has led to discussion of What Went Wrong and What Is Likely To Go Wrong. In Cors' wedding What Went Wrong was clearly the seating of the guests. I mean, boys do not in fact have boy germs, in spite of what grade twos and threes say.
So, Kal and I have decided to plan my wedding to avoid such things. And more to the point, to ensure maximum couple get togethers.
All people will have a dance card.
All boys will get a piece of paper with their dance card stating the following:
Dear Male Guest,
You may receive your meal once you have danced at least three dances with at least three different girls. Your dance card must be validated by an appropriate official.
Excemptions granted only if
1. You have a medical certificate or
2. You are already attached, in which case you must dance a minimum of three dances with your wife / girlfriend.
3. You dance 6 dances including once slow dance with the one girl.
Enjoy the wedding.