Thursday, 4 June 2009

He Who Shall Not Be Named

He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named is a boy Kal and I know, who may read this blog. Indeed, much of this blog may be dedicated to teasing him. What he doesn't know, is that our (Kal's and mine) conversations are in fact far, far worse. He doesn't even know where he stands on the Haison scale. In fact, he doesn't know what the Haison scale is! And he got three seperate analyses from me alone!

The thing is, every time Kal mentions He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, something BAD happens to her. I appear to have immunity from this disease, but BAD stuff happens to Kal.

Poor Kal. We blame He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Just like we always do.

4 comments:

joce said...

Oh dear. Poor Joab.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

What do you mean "poor Joab"?! Poor Kal!

- k o R i - said...

hahahahahhaa!! just rich!

oh dear... whenever I visit your blog now, the first thought that pops up will usually be "I wonder what's up with Joab this time"! lol!!

Sam! Have you read The Testament by John Grisham?

Sam-Is-Mad said...

I haven't read it; I've never really read John Grisham.

And I'd have other things to say, but apparently I'm not allowed to say them, otherwise people will be grumpy.