Friday, 28 March 2008

Our Plan Of Vengence

A certain person in our church is going to have to suffer greatly for the pain he has inflicted on Kallie and me. Not merely in creating a monster whom we had to listen to the entire journey TO the OC, but for the fact that he likes the Powerpuff Girls. Not only that, but he can sing the theme song. We're talking the VERSE, not just the chorus.

So why does he have to suffer? I hear you ask.

Because we had that theme song in our heads the ENTIRE WAY BACK. 22 hours on a bus, with thinking, "Powerpuffs save the day!" But as if that is not bad enough, it's STILL in my head. And the virus is spreading. One of my work collegues, Jenna, is now singing it too. So vengence is in order.

So, our plan.

A (female) caregroup member will be talking suspiciously to JW (my brother). This will be pointed out, and the not-innocent-victim will go over. JW will make suspicious comments and/or moves. This will incite possessive rage of jellyfish proportions, and boy will tackle and aggresively apprehend JW. This will all be videotaped. It will then appear on You-tube, with all faces except victim's pixelated. We may even hack into the church PA and present our movie to a wider audience.

The Powerpuff Girls theme song will be the background music.

20 comments:

- k o R i - said...

sounds like fun. =P

Joab said...

WHOEVER could dear old Sam be talking about I wonder =P

I've never met your brother, what's he like? I'm quite sure he's too nice to tackle.

hehehehehe

Joab said...

WHOEVER could dear old Sam be talking about I wonder =P

I've never met your brother, what's he like? I'm quite sure he's too nice to tackle.

hehehehehe

Joab said...

WHOEVER could dear old Sam be talking about I wonder =P

I've never met your brother, what's he like? I'm quite sure he's too nice to tackle.

hehehehehe

Joab said...

WHOEVER could dear old Sam be talking about I wonder =P

I've never met your brother, what's he like? I'm quite sure he's too nice to tackle.

hehehehehe

Joab said...

whoops, sorry, spam cause of slow connection, ignore all but one :P

Sam-Is-Mad said...

My brother is actually a very good looking guy. A complete idiot, but good looking. He's a typical Aussie 16 year old - so definitely NOT too nice to tackle.

Dhanny, Veng and Rebecca have all met JW at some point. (Rebecca's met Robert too). So you could ask them.

In the mean time, dream of Powerpuff girls.

Winza said...

Powerpuff girls?

That is scary.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

You think that's bad. He's threatened to bring out Barney next.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

What he doesn't know is that I completely OWN Barney. Boydie used to love Barney when he was still Robbie-Bubs.

(i.e. my youngest brother used to watch it non stop when he was little)

Anonymous said...

If Peaches sang 'The Fairly Odd Parents' or 'Arthur's Adventures' then the awesome coolness of it all would make me forget all plans of revenge =)

Well... atleast for a while.

Yours,
Buttercup (not Blossom)

Joab said...

lol, don't know either, I'm planning on Bubble's spiel when she thot she was Mojo though :P

Joab said...

lol, don't know either, I'm planning on Bubble's spiel when she thot she was Mojo though :P

Joab said...

lol, don't know either, I'm planning on Bubble's spiel when she thot she was Mojo though :P

Joab said...

lol, don't know either, I'm planning on Bubble's spiel when she thot she was Mojo though :P

Joab said...

GAH! I hate this thing...

Sam-Is-Mad said...

As long as I'm not the joy ans the laughter one. Cause that's so not me.

Anonymous said...

Sam, everyone knows you are Mojo Jojo. We can see your brain sticking out, especially now all your hair is gone =D

By the way, is it okay if your epic sorta half becomes God's epic? I can't stop writing Him into it.

-This announcement was brought to you by Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman's Only Friend (Spidey says hi).

Sam-Is-Mad said...

But I thought Mikey was Spiderman. And then I'm clearly Spiderman's friend.

And I don't want to be an ugly greenish monkey!

Anonymous said...

I was referring to the real Spiderman. You know... the one in the backyard. He loves me =D

Love,
The person who has one fan.