So, for those of you who haven't been reading the comments, here's the low-down. We started off trying to find me a husband, and it quickly morphed into finding Joab a wife. The problem is, remember how picky I am. Joab is a billion times worse.
Here are the girls I have suggested, and Joab has rejected:
- Alicia (only half rejected)
So, because Joab is so picky (and he doesn't object to us teasing him on my blog) we'd like to open the floor for nominations. Feel free to nominate friends and enemies alike.
Joab, feel free to list your criteria. So we can at least make either very funny or vaguely suitable suggestions.