Monday, 15 September 2008

Kal and Reb are Meanies

I am so sad. I just spent 10 minutes crying. Because Kal and Reb are mean.

Reb said to Kal, "Oh, did you tell Sam your good news?"

Kal looked at me and said, "I'm getting married."

Reb added, "In 15 months,"

I wanted to know who. I was so happy. And then Kal told me she was making it up. I was so devestated. I was really crying.

Kal's real good news: She got / is getting a paper published.

As if that compares to her getting married.


Anonymous said...

Sam! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry. I didn't think you'd really believe me.

I will buy you chocolates and icecreams and go to the zoo with you and take photos of you with animals and try not to be an animal nerd to make it up.

Please forgive me =(

I'm really really sorry.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

No dice. Get married.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

I can eat chocolate at your wedding.

joab said...

lol. Congrats Kal, which journal? Impact factor? Oh well, it's good anyways, primary article I suppose?

Sam = Are you rejecting chocolate?

Sam-Is-Mad said...

I was seriously devestated. Unbelievably so.

Anonymous said...

To Joab- Marine and Freshwater Research, impact probably medium or low? Not sure.

You looked a bit off-colour on the weekend. Hope you're feeling better.

To Sam- Is there a way I can make it up to you that doesn't involve getting married? It's kinda hard to do that on my own.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

You know Joab, you wouldn't be feeling sick if you had a girlfriend.

Fawn is nice. Alicia is also nice, but she'd slaughter you. Or Yuwan.

Hurry up, I'm running out of suggestions.

Not that that would stop me.

If Kal isn't getting married, then someone else needs to.

Alicia said...

Hmmm, glad to hear i'm on the nice list. ah, but i see i'm quite capable of manslaughter as you are Sam, but maybe not quite as murderous...? who wouldn't I slaughter...hmmm

Anonymous said...

I think the significant other factor tends to put a limit on the number of people being married. :P

Congrats Kal on the paper!!! How exciting. :) :D

joab said...

Fawn IS essentially a little sister to me. I'd kill Yu wan, or Ivy'd kill me first.

Alicia hmm... She won't have me I suspect, and I'm not attracted to her that way though I think we'd make pretty good buddies. What do you think Alicia?

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Joab, you are even pickier than me.

You could have Mavis, but I think she is taller than you. Or Esther! She's lovely, and she's even good with kids. Pick her.

I'm going to make suggestions until you actually choose someone. It;s the Jewish mother in me coming out.

Alicia said...

whoa, joab...looks like u put some serious thought into me with that "hmmm...", were u watching me from the corner of your eye during btf rehearsals...? just kidding, nah, buddy buddy is all good. besides, how can i be the bigger drama queen with you around?

joab said...

*rolls eyes* mummy's (mavis) too old, and she didn't even PASS into consideration.

Esther, nope, just won't happen.

Alicia - i was trying to be considerate so that you didn't feel i just brushed you aside =P
And I'm not being a drama queen, sam's making me into one.