Because you are all slackers and never do any of my memes, and claim it is because you: don't read, don't watch movies, are unmusical, are retarded (okay, I made that last one up) I'm doing one EVERYONE can do. The Food Meme!
1. What is my favourite food to crunch?
Celery with hommus.
2. Favourite comfort food?
Chocolate, in all forms.
3. Favourite picnic lunch?
Tempted though I am to say strawberries, because it leads to endless entertainment, though usually not in strawberries, I'd have to say cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches. Yum, yum, YUM.
4. Favourite food described / seen in a book or movie?
Enid Blyton's midnight feasts are always awesome. Failing that, Chocolate (the movie) has some incredible chocolate making scenes.
5. Best food smell memory?
None. I am only beginning to develop a sense of smell, as my adanoids are retarded.
6. Favourite summer snack?
Ice-cream and gelati.
7. Food that reminds me of the ocean?
Fish. It used to swim in the ocean.
8. Favourite winter snack?
Soup. Especially vegetable or minestrone.
9. Most likely to eat for lunch?
Salad and fruit.
10. Least likely to eat for lunch?
11. Makes me gag?
Ginger. And then it makes me vomit. That is because I am allergic. And unlike strawberries, it doesn't even taste good.
12. Food tradition I love?
My morning porridge. It has chocolate in it.
13. Food tradition I loathe?
Christmas dinner with my family. Three plus hours of people insulting each other in a mostly not humorous way, whilst consuming large quanties of meat and grey vegetables.
14. Favourite wild foods?
Fruits and vegetables. Bush plums are nice.
15. Favourite medicinal food?
16. Food that reflects my heritage?
Haggis. Unfortunately. Failing that, porridge. Though traditionally Scots have their porridge 'neat', which means with SALT and not cream, milk, sugar, or chocolate.
17. Food most like me?
18. Favourite raw food smell?
I still have very little sense of smell.
19. Favourite cheese?
You mean I have to CHOOSE? Brie, or blue, or fetta...
20. Ideal pizza?
Five cheese pizza.