If you read my last blog post, you might have noticed the fact that I'm planning to poison the Rebel. Of course, the Rebel reads the blog. She read it and said, "You're going to poison me? With what?"
"With pie," I said.
"What will be IN the pie?"
"The toadstools, I mean mushrooms, that are growing on our lawn..."
"You picked them? They were so pretty!"
"Seriously, Reb. And it's going to have the plant that's growing in the garden in it. It might be rhubarb, I'm not sure. But that's all right, we'll find out."
"Mmm... mushroom and rhubard pie..."