Sunday 28 February 2010

My Babies Are In Danger

Care group has been at our house for the past few months. Which is nice for me, because it means when I don't want to play games I just leave and do the washing up, or something THAT ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME LIKE GAMES. (Sam not like games.)

So while everyone was there I decided to get out John and Yoko. Ken was more than slightly freaked out. This meant that I waved Yoko in front of his face several times, making him jump each time. Things like that are important to me. Then I even made him hold her. Ken was not exactly thrilled.

Eventually I took him out of his misery and took Yoko away from him, and waved her in front of Lionel. Who promptly opened his mouth and tried to eat her! Not cool, definitely not cool. My babies are in danger, and from more than one Singaporean.

6 comments:

joab said...

I'm kinder than Lionel! I'd kill them first, not eat them live!

Sam-Is-Mad said...

That depends, I suppose, on how you kill them. After all, lobsters are boiled live...

joab said...

yeah, but better than being eaten alive =P

Sam-Is-Mad said...

So, when you're about to be martyred for Jesus, and Nero gives you a choice between being eaten by a lion and being boiled alive, you're choosing the cookpot.

Sometimes, I think you're weird.

joab said...

Yeah, I'd die faster. =P

Sam-Is-Mad said...

I think being boiled alive would take longer, and would be more painful. If I'm given a choice, I'm going to be sushi, not stew.