Reb has a lot of statues of cats. A LOT. Lots and lots. Some of them are spooky. And then, like two minutes ago, she started bringing out more.
Kal and I were scared.
Kal found a solution. "I'll put up posters of boys to offset the cats!"
Reb said, "Ugh, no Orlando Bloom, I get enough of him from my sister."
Kal said, "No, boys with make-up."
It wasn't until I was laughing hysterically that she realised what she had said. And then she clarified. Joab, there will be no posters of you wearing make-up in our house. Sorry, it just ain't going to happen.