So, I'm at work, and Millie, one of our new kids, looks at me and asks, "Sam, when are you going to have children?" (Shades of Mikey!)
I reply, "About 9 months after I get married."
"When are you getting married Sam?"
"That, Millie," I reply, "Is a good question."
Later in the sandpit she wanted to know what food I was going to have at my wedding. She was rather pleased with the reply of chocolate.
"Can I come to your wedding?"
"Sure Millie. If you're still here when I get married, I'll invite you to my wedding."
Jonty prompty looked up and said "Can I come too?"
"Absolutely! What kind of wedding would it be without my Jonty monster?"
They then sat together making a wedding cake out of sand. I was assured that it was going to be a delicious chocolate flavour.
The next day, when we went outside to play, you know what they did? They promptly made more wedding cakes for me!
Now all I need is the husband...