Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Things I'm Itching To Say

- Women should not have children after 35. Thirty-five children is enough.

Are They All Yours?
- Only the good looking ones.
- Yes, and there are _____ more at home!

Do You Know What Causes That?
- Yes, and clearly my husband and I like it very much.
- No, please explain.
- Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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