Dear all, I am not well. Please give me books. And chocolate. And money to buy books and chocolate. A husband would be nice too, but I understand they are not readily avaiable in shops. Love me.
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And if anyone happens to have a spare husband or two then I'm available!
Err... does Rebecca know you're advertising for her?
Dear spare husbands, I have 3 redeeming features (according to Keith) so rest assured that I'm not completely awful. To receive an application form please leave a comment with your contact details. No prior or current experience as a husband preferred. Applicants with a terrible sense of humour (similar to Kallie's) will be highly regarded.
I have only two redeeming features. I'm good with kids and I can make something from nothing. The second is a very useful talent when you plan on the amount of kids I plan on.
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And if anyone happens to have a spare husband or two then I'm available!
=D <---- Ultra cheesy grin
Yours sincerely,
Unintentionally-Desperate-Sounding-Person
Rebecca would like one too. Our RPM the 2007 model is SO obsolete.
Err... does Rebecca know you're advertising for her?
Dear spare husbands,
I have 3 redeeming features (according to Keith) so rest assured that I'm not completely awful. To receive an application form please leave a comment with your contact details. No prior or current experience as a husband preferred. Applicants with a terrible sense of humour (similar to Kallie's) will be highly regarded.
I have only two redeeming features. I'm good with kids and I can make something from nothing. The second is a very useful talent when you plan on the amount of kids I plan on.
Oh, and I can sing in tune. That's nice too.
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