Thursday, 6 November 2008

Kids

For Kal especially:
The kids often ask what time their mum is going to pick them up. If they are just asking (i.e. they're not upset) I tell them that their mum said they were going home with me on a bus and a train.
Ethan asked, I gave him the answer. He said, "No way, I'll smash your house up."
I replied, "It's coming out of Rebecca's share of the bond."


I asked Stephie how many kids I should have. She thought for a moment, then said, "Hundreds."
That's me gal.

8 comments:

joab said...

Liar, liar, the fire shall eat up your house before ethan smashes it...

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Are you sure you're Joab? Here we were thinking you were the mature one of us...

Clearly not.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

All damage comes out of Reb's share of the bond.

She's going to owe me and Kal a lot of money at this rate.

joab said...

How much IS your bond anyway?

Sam-Is-Mad said...

I have no idea. I don't remember it. I have enough trouble remembering what rent is every month. I have 0 idea when it is due. I rely on Reb to tell me such things.

shaun said...

Joab?

Mautre?

ROFLSHMTAFO

And I'll make it a GIF animation so it repeats forever and ever and ever in cyberspace.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

ROFLSHMTAFO?

What on earth?

But then, how could someone who wants to eat my babies (and grandchildren) be mature?

shaun said...

SHMTAFO means 'so hard my teeth are falling out'.

Look up ROFL yourself. :P