Monday, 17 November 2008

The Silkworm Season Has Ended, But the Spider Season is All Year

Joab, the kids REALLY want you to come in. I explained that there were no longer any silk worms. They were upset, until Mishu realised that they could get you to eat something else. Here are their suggestions:

- Spiders
- Sand (why, I don't know, they all love sand, and eat it any chance they can. Hey - fibre)
- Paper
- Our plants
- Ants
- Lizards
- Birds
- "Whatever we can find"

And Joab, I'd stay away from Kew for a while. You may be tackled and forced to eat live insects.

13 comments:

joab said...

i don't mind buying quail to eat... Fortunately I have no idea where Kew is

Sam-Is-Mad said...

I think they want you to eat a LIVE bird. Preferably with feathers still attached.

joab said...

would sashimi do?

joab said...

would sashimi do?

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Only if you want the kids to think you're a wimp.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Half of them LIKE sushi. They're all the children of yuppies.

joab said...

hmm... fugu? If you buy it :P

shaun said...

silly sam. Sand no have fibre, sand made of little silicate crystals. It's more accurate to say they contain 99.9% minerals. And 0.1% poo from cats or fishies, depending where you get the sand from.

Paper has fibre tho', so good alternative for vegies if you're famished in the workplace.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Well, the sand will clean the kids out.

That and the gastro.

Sam-Is-Mad said...

Just so as you know Joab, as soon as I mentioned you eating silkworms, all the kids started getting sick...

joab said...

so you DON'T want me in I guess...

Sam-Is-Mad said...

What are you talking about? Having less kids in makes my job easier.

I'll tell you which ones to stand really really close to.

And clearly you're coming on a Monday. That gives two days for peak vomiting to begin...

shaun said...

Wot? Joab visiting kids?

ROTFLSHMSH

SHMSH means 'so hard my stomach hurts'