So, after Joab's comment on make-up, and our adaptation of it (which Rebecca was very worried about... she even made me and Kal worried about it!) we decided to get another male's perspective on make-up.
"Kien, do you wear make-up?"
Kien looked at us as though we were slightly crazy. Jocelyn was trying not to laugh, and Rebecca glared at us to try and get Kal or I to BE QUIET.
"That depends," he answered. "Does shampoo count as make-up?"
I think you're in a minority here Joab. Although I went to the girls' house to drop off some stuff before care group, and Jonathon had hairclips in his hair.